Rob Schneider
Norm
Heather Graham
Vera
Ken Jeong
Mr. Greene
Colm Meaney
Grandfather
Loretta Devine
Tamecia
Gabriel Iglesias
Pablo / Stan
Michael McElhatton
Laurence
Bill Nighy
Socrates
Maya Feltheimer
Olympia (voice)
Charlie Adler
Forebear (voice)
Kate Higgins
Elizabeth (voice)
Salome Jens
Councilwoman Klubeck (voice)
Janet Varney
Janet (voice)
Ben Diskin
Chef Kozawa (voice)
Emily Polydoros
Bratty Girl (voice)
Eric Price
Caribous (voice)
Nick Shakoour
Costumed Bear (voice)
Jess Harnell
Male Tourist (voice)
G.K. Bowes
Female Tourist (voice)
Rove McManus
Junior Investor (voice)
Keith Ferguson
Human Tourist (voice)
Debi Derryberry
Daughter (voice)